Monday, October 21, 2013

Cat vs Kid

If you think that a cat is a preperation for having kids...

You're wrong!
Trust me, I figured this out quite recently.

Don't get me wrong, I love cats!
All adorable, soft and cute :]

But you might think again when you go out to the supermarket
and find your cat on the streets.
She goes out through the back and apparently goes all the way round...

You know how kids grow up and learn how to talk?
Well, that should be handy...

But a cat won't listen to your story about how dangerous it is on the streets!
They just walk away as soon as they want. Stubborn creatures...

They'll turn on you.

I'm not the most kid loving person but they seem really good right now.

On the other hand, kids smell, are sticky and make lots of noises!
Wait! Cats smell, make lots of noises too AND steal your food...

BUT! You wont run into kids on the street unwanted when you go for groceries.
You can take them with you to carry the groceries, or better...
Let THEM do the groceries!

So... Kids or Cats? What sounds better to you?
Well, if you have allergies; kids!
But if you really hate kids and prefer something more furry;
Go for a cat.

I wish it was only as easy as tapdancing on the high wire...
But hé, it's not!

Make your pick!